COFSTA

There was a big cat, in a pipe on my bike. And that cat in the pipe I did not at all like.

That cat could get hot and start a fire in the woods and I did not like it, It was not at all good.

It was next to the flap that did open and close: the bike maker made it and gave me one of those.

So I looked at the flap where it linked to the cable and quick as an unplug, it was stuck open, disabled!

Then I eyed the cat's guts, they were all grey and stinky and I knew what to do within one eye go blinkey.

Now the cat is still there, it sits where it should, looking normal and righteous and proper and good.

Did the guts go away? That's a tale for a campfire - with a dark velvet sky under blinking white stars.